The Ghost-Proof Kit · $49
Get found and booked by AI before the holiday rush.
Everything we'd do to get a local business recommended by ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and Google AI, written so you can do it yourself in 30 days.
What's inside
A playbook, the templates, and the tools.
The 26-page playbook
How AI picks a local business, your own ghost test, your Google Business Profile in 45 minutes, an AI-readable website, honest reviews, getting mentioned, and stopping missed calls.
15 templates
LocalBusiness schema, FAQ section, service + city page, robots.txt for AI crawlers, review request and reply scripts, missed-call text-backs, voicemail, AI disclosure lines, a 30-day plan.
3 Claude skills
Install once, then draft review replies in your voice, turn your real business info into an FAQ page with schema, and run your monthly ghost test with a scored log.
Emergency playbook
What to do the day fake 1-star reviews hit or your Google profile gets suspended: the evidence log, the report path, the appeal checklist and what to say publicly.
Holiday sprint
A 14-day plan to get ready before Black Friday, then a 30-minute monthly routine for 2027.
Within the rules
Everything follows Google's and the FTC's rules on reviews, and the new AI disclosure laws. No fake reviews, no review gating, no keyword stuffing.
Questions
Who is this for?
Owners and managers of local service businesses: trades, med spas, salons, dental and health practices, shops, restaurants. No technical skills needed; the website parts come with copy-paste code you can hand to your web person.
How do I get it?
Pay with Stripe and the download page opens right away. Bookmark it: the link keeps working.
What if it doesn't help?
Email within 14 days for a full refund.
Can you just do it for me?
Yes. Run the free scan, then pick "We fix it" ($497) on your report.
Not sure yet? Scan first.
The free scan shows exactly which AI assistants skip you and who they name instead. The kit is how you fix it.